God's earthly representative digs in the dirt.

"I mean if Donald Trump that great supporter of the American born again Christian movement can preach hatred and racism, condemn Mexicans as murderers and rapists, and still get elected then there is hope for wee ‘bishop Tamaki from South Auckland, after all he only hates gays and sinners of various types as yet undefined". 

Brian Tamaki is a highly paid self-appointed bishop of a Church that most people have never heard of.

I imagine he named it Destiny because he saw in a massive [cinemascope] vision from his particular God: a blessed well off future that was his [Brian’s] destiny and right.

The first the country learned of Brian T and his black-shirts was when he led a march in Wellington against gay marriage, he was protected from harm from the thousands of gays and other assorted sinners, by a bunch of black shirted and suited guys each as big as pub bouncers. 

The nearest we’ve ever come to such a display was when the NZ Nazi Party marched the Streets back God knows when.

Believing one’s own hype is not difficult when you’ve been doing it for decades. Self-appointed pretend ‘Bishop’ Brian Tamaki has passed through the usual self-generated cycle of moving from simple born again fundamentalist recruit to a preacher [of sorts] to pastor [of sorts] to head pastor and then finally to a God [self] appointed Bishop of the Destiny Churches of New Zealand.

The bishop and Hannah prefer white.

Now wee Brian Tamaki is not your every day, run of the mill Bishop who has been promoted from Priest or Minister of their church to which they’ve given their best over many years of service in the churches sphere of operations. This service given in modesty and humbleness and humility are all key elements which brings credence to the position.

Now you don’t have to partake of any particular churches offering, that is entirely over to you. We here in NZ are not as prone as others for falling under the spell of magic words uttered from a bible like image held by a raving nutter on a theatre stage with flashing lights and canned music and surrounded by tall over-weight bouncer style black suited males pretending to be body guards for an imitation Bishop on leave from reality. 

Now our self-styled religious wonder kid, suggests that earthquakes and any other such event is God chatting with us about the sinners in our mist. 

God sends us earthquakes to teach us that gay marriage is naughty he sort of speaks to us via the earth. If I’m not explaining this very well then simply watch the video on this link:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749701

 

Sun shades seem to be the in thing for the bishop and his clan.

Now, our Brian has according to his wife [Hannah] who accompanies him on his trips abroad and rides in his flash cars or on his motor cycles and defends his weird predictions and blames the media for his infamy on her FB page.

So far the wonder bishop and his clan have yet to offer assistance to those affected by the latest earthquake, like making donations or any other humanitarian offerings to ease the pain.

The reason for this lack of Destiny church effort may have been brought about because of a lack of ready cash; some time ago Hannah and her over worked and under rewarded bishop husband and her daughter and her husband spent some time overseas recharging their souls. 

They visited all the best tourist spots and stayed at real fancy hotels ending up at a convention in the US for self-made preachers of various hues.

It is fascinating to follow Hannah’s face book page as she reports back to those paying for this journey for her husband, the bishop and his family. Go to: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/72221190/bishop-tamaki-lords-his-monthlong-luxury-trip-on-social-media  

Well I’ve said enough about the ‘good’ bishop Brian Tamaki and his loving wife Hannah and their family of Destiny church donators. Really who are we to tell people how to spend their hard earned [in most cases] income? And why shouldn’t people believe that gays invoke earthquakes and other bad weather storms…

I mean if Donald Trump that great supporter of the American born again Christian movement can preach hatred and racism, condemn Mexicans as murderers and rapists, and still get elected then there is hope for wee ‘bishop Tamaki from South Auckland, after all he only hates gays and sinners of various types as yet undefined.

It looks as if he is going broke anyway…I’m sure Bill English will organise a loan and get John Key to approve it…after all they are used to bailing out failing businesses etc why not add imitation bishops to the list.