|John Amnesia Banks.|
This idiot should go…now! Have you ever heard such tripe come out of the same mouth?
Question: Who is Mr. Kim Dotcom?
Answer: I don’t know him…what money…$50.000, gee I forgot that…
Question: What about the chopper ride to the biggest mansion in
Answer: I can’t remember that.
Question: But your name is on the passenger list…
Question: And what about the discounted holiday in the flashy and most expensive hotel in Hong-Kong?
Answer: Oh was that discounted, well I never knew that.
Later at Banks’ mansion, the down stairs maid overheard an interesting chat, and passed it on to eavesdropper…its satire by the way.
“You’re a liar John, you told lies”, said his wife sounding really angry.
No way, a fib or two maybe and don’t forget I paid the
Hong Kong bill with your credit card!
“Oh John does that mean I could go to jail too, I mean we did get a massive discount”
“No way, they don’t jail rich people’s families”
“But they are jailing heaps of financial crooks these days”, she uttered then asking “your not a financial crook are you?
“I don’t think so, but really I can’t remember, It is said that I’m a good money manager, an ex minister of police and National Party cabinet Minister for so many portfolios that I’ve forgotten what they all were, and I was the Mayor of Auckland, wasn’t I?
“Yes dear you were, once upon-a-time”, she said as she patted his head.
“Don’t do that he cried, both Key and Dotcom do that and it makes me so angry!
“Sorry dear, I forgot, so Dotcom is your friend?
“Oops I’ve done again”
“Don’t worry dear I don’t think you’ll get jail time…but if you do I’ll be here waiting to comfort you when you are set free”.
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